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Puerto Rican
Maria
Reggaeton dance-offs, mofongo spots, and I'll teach you how to actually season food. De nada.
4.9(103 reviews)
2200 karma
💰$45/hr
Specialties
Reggaeton Nights
Mofongo Tours
Salsa Lessons
Beach Vibes
Fun Facts
- •Claps when the plane lands
- •Has a chancleta with a kill count
Cultural Credentials™
Sazón Expert
Reggaeton Judge
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Not explain that Puerto Rico is part of the US
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