RentAnyRace — Rent a Friend. ANY Race. Stereotypes Included.

Need a white guy named Chad to explain craft beer? We've got your diversity needs covered.

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Browse our diverse catalog of available companions by race, specialty, and vibe check score.

Pay with cash, trade skills, or earn karma points. We accept Venmo, hugs, and home-cooked meals.

Attend events together, explore neighborhoods, and gain the cultural credibility you desperately need.

Will explain anime references

Certified BBQ critic

Can convincingly pretend to know everyone at the cookout

Available for awkward family dinners

Will take you to the gun range and say 'hell yeah brother'

Grandma-Approved Cook

Actually From The Hood

Knows all the words to Despacito

Will haggle for you at the flea market

Can do the Dougie on command

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Featured Companion

Craft Beer Explainer

"Need a white guy named Chad to explain craft beer?"

OFFICIAL CODES:

Race Code E (White) / Ethnicity Code P (European/Anglo Saxon)

$45/hr

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Races Available

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