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Mexican
Carlos
Salsa dancing, taco trucks, soccer games — I bring the energy and the abuela-approved recipes. Let's go.
4.9(112 reviews)
2100 karma
💰$45/hr
Specialties
Salsa Dancing
Taco Tours
Soccer Games
Quinceañeras
Fun Facts
- •My salsa is classified information
- •Has 3 jobs and still parties harder than you
Cultural Credentials™
Abuela-Approved
Can Fix Anything
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Not be asked 'where are you REALLY from'
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