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Auntie Chen
I'll tell you you're too skinny AND too fat in the same sentence. My congee heals all wounds. Don't argue with me, I'm right.
5(267 reviews)
4500 karma
✨Free (but you owe me forever)
Specialties
Guilt Trips
Congee Making
Mahjong Nights
Unsolicited Advice
Fun Facts
- •Can spot a sale from 3 miles away
- •Has never paid full price for anything. Ever.
Cultural Credentials™
Supreme Auntie
Mahjong Champion
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Grandchildren (she has 8 but wants more)
*All profiles are satirical. No actual humans were rented in the making of this app.