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Tony
Fuggedaboutit. I'll take you to the best red sauce joint, teach you to talk with your hands, and maybe introduce you to my cousin Vinny.
4.7(84 reviews)
1950 karma
💰$50/hr
Specialties
Italian Dining
Espresso Tours
Hand Gestures 101
Sunday Gravy
Fun Facts
- •Knows a guy for everything
- •His Sunday gravy takes 12 hours
Cultural Credentials™
Gabagool Expert
Hand Gesture PhD
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Not be asked to 'do the accent'
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