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Caribbean
Shanique
Caribbean vibes only. Jerk chicken, dancehall, and I'll teach you patois so you can pretend you're from the islands. Wagwan?
4.9(107 reviews)
2400 karma
💰$45/hr
Specialties
Dancehall
Jerk Chicken
Carnival Prep
Beach Liming
Fun Facts
- •Her jerk sauce has a restraining order against mild palates
- •Can wine to anything
Cultural Credentials™
Carnival Queen
Patois Certified
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Not be asked if she knows Bob Marley personally
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