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David
I'll take you to the best deli in town, explain Seinfeld references, and guilt-trip you into finishing your plate. Oy vey.
4.6(58 reviews)
1650 karma
💰$50/hr
Specialties
Deli Tours
Comedy Shows
Sabbath Dinners
Complaint Sessions
Fun Facts
- •Can find a complaint about anything, even compliments
- •His mother calls 4 times a day
Cultural Credentials™
Professional Kvetch
Bagel Connoisseur
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Eat a meal without his mother asking if he's hungry
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