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Native Hawaiian/Pacific Islander
Tua
Surfing lessons, poi making, and I'll teach you the haka so you can intimidate literally anyone at a party.
4.7(67 reviews)
1900 karma
💰$60/hr
Specialties
Surfing
Haka Lessons
Island Cuisine
Fire Dancing
Fun Facts
- •Can open a coconut with his bare hands
- •Every meal is a feast
Cultural Credentials™
Tattoo Historian
Wave Whisperer
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •People to stop calling him Moana
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