Back to Browse
Available Now
European/Anglo Saxon
Earl
I'll take you muddin', teach you to field dress a deer, and we'll crack cold ones at the tailgate. Hell yeah, brother.
4.5(42 reviews)
890 karma
💰$30/hr + beer
Specialties
Muddin'
Hunting
NASCAR
Truck Rallies
Fun Facts
- •Truck has more value than his house
- •Can start a fire with anything
Cultural Credentials™
Mullet Certified
Gun Range Regular
Racially Restricted Wishlist
- •Visit a city without getting lost
*All profiles are satirical. No actual humans were rented in the making of this app.